I swear I still think it was a hallucination...
Co-Worker 1: (out of nowhere and in reference to nothing) I LOVE nude beaches. Stumbling on those are great. I tried to get my wife to go to one, and she refuses.
Co-Worker 2: (Rolling eyes) Smith*, Shut up. I'm going to vomit from the thought of you at a nude beach.
Co-Worker 3: Smith LOVES to see the naked girls, doncha Smith? I'll bet he does! I'll bet he likes to see them, but not as much as Barbara does! (hysterical/maniacal laughter from her) Right? Am I right? Barbara LOVES to see those girls at a nude beach.
Me: (Slinking into my chair and wishing that a wild rabid hyena would tear into the room and devour this person on the spot) Can we NOT?!
Co-Worker 3: Not what?
Me: Can we NOT discuss or speculate on what I may or may not like in any realm of possibilities? I would rather not discuss mine or anyone else's preferences for anything non-work related in this environment.
Co-Worker 3: Really? Because I think I'd be interested in seeing those girls too. I mean, not that I'm, you know, like you - but just for the sake of curiosity.
Co-Worker 1: Oh, i don't know. A lot of those people on nude beaches don't have much of a right to walk around naked, if you know what I mean - Unattractive! (He then belches)
Me: Oh. My. God. This isn't real, right? Can we all shut up now? Am I even here? (I slap myself in the face)
Co-Worker 3: (as if I've said nothing in the past few moments) ...I mean, it's only natural and stuff. Are there those types of beaches around? Barbara must know...
(Slam of the door as I escape to the sanity of the locker room)
OMGWTFBBQ?
*names changed to protect the ignorant as well as myself from a doocing.
11 comments:
*pictures Smith naked*
*pictures Mrs Smith naked*
*throws up in own mouth*
"doocing?"
Doocing, Dooced, to be Dooced -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Armstrong#.22Dooced.22
It's a great cautionary tale by an even greater blogger.
Thankfully mental pictures were not included. *EEEEEEKKKKKK*
*resolves to sneak into Ligie's place of employment this afternoon and capture a pic of Smith for your enjoyment*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Blind Scoopy hard to explain to K.
hahahhaha.. sometimes i wish i was in your "office" - and i would love to know #3 - the semi interested party - LOL - but you know what we talk about in our office
Ligie:
Many thanks. Alas, I'm becoming a Jethro Tull song...
calugg, I do not think you are Thick as a Brick, nor have you Bungled in the Jungle... Perhaps you are Skating Away?
ligie:
But then there's "Too old to rock and roll, to young to die..." (*GRIN!*).
I laughed out loud. That is seriously awesome. :)
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