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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

A Delicate Clarification

It was brought to my attention today by the always tactful Boy that my previous post made it sound as though it is my intention to procure a penis.

Breathe deep all. It's not my style. I was simply saying that I found it utterly ridiculous that it would be easier for me in a myriad of ways *if* I were to get a sex change rather than try to overcome the obstacles put forth by government policies and other crapulence.

Besides, if I did all of a sudden think - "Hey, I'll run out and get me a dick and surprise Lisa!" - just my luck it'd be on the very same day she decided to do the same thing for me. Then where would we be? On the shelves of some very disturbing, car-wreck-like porno.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're seriously such a fucking douchebag.

Anonymous said...

I just think The Boy is obsessed with getting some deep dicking. Way to shatter his hopes.

BDot: The Inspirmentalist said...

lol that would be pretty funny if 2 lesbians, went and got a sex change and then came back to each other to surprise one another.

Do you think you would recognize the other person if that was to go down?

Gazelle said...

I think we'd recognize each other, but almost certainly be a little pissed! Knowing us though, I'm sure we'd make the most of it :)

Anonymous said...

The boy is NOT obsessed with "getting some deep dicking." No hopes were shattered in the making of this comment.

~~Boy

everglade said...

If the two girls I love can't have the freedom to get sex changes and make a porno, then the terrorists have already won.

I don't want to live in a world like that.