A Delicate Clarification

It was brought to my attention today by the always tactful Boy that my previous post made it sound as though it is my intention to procure a penis.

Breathe deep all. It's not my style. I was simply saying that I found it utterly ridiculous that it would be easier for me in a myriad of ways *if* I were to get a sex change rather than try to overcome the obstacles put forth by government policies and other crapulence.

Besides, if I did all of a sudden think - "Hey, I'll run out and get me a dick and surprise Lisa!" - just my luck it'd be on the very same day she decided to do the same thing for me. Then where would we be? On the shelves of some very disturbing, car-wreck-like porno.