Overheard This Morning

A street corner, somewhere in Central New Jersey...we join them as their argument is nearing its close:

Girl: I can't believe you embarrassed me in front of my parents like that.
Boy: Eh, I'm sorry babe, things happen. You know how it is.
Girl: Right now I'm not sure I even want to continue this relationship.
Boy: Well, that's up to you. Me? I could go either way with it.

Now that's a man who knows how to talk to the ladies...