I will have to take some photos and post them, but I am a little unsettled. I think this man in our home is a doppelganger. I fear the real Pahee is being held captive - perhaps by a band of very unruly female badgers who jumped him in the airport terminal and are holding him hostage to impregnate them so they can raise a hybridbadger race that have little fashion sense, a great accent, and less hair - and they sent us a decoy to keep us from looking for him.
The mistake they made? The replacement "guy" arrived with this awesome manly facial hair, a solid dark button up shirt and a flannel coat.
Ha! Silly Badgers. I know better. The real Pahee screams like a girl and wears salmon colored shirts. I've also not known him to allow his head to compete with his face for hair. He's not that cruel to his head.
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So you think females from Wisconsin, i.e. Wisconsin Badgers, have kidnapped Pahee? I'll ask around.
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