I Will Speak Daggers to Her, but Use None

Time: 16:45 EDT
Location: A tiny movie theater in Central New Jersey, screen 3
The Show: Hamlet 2

Preamble: My sweetie and I sit alone through the trailers. As the lights dim, a pair of elderly women walk in and seat themselves two rows in front. The movie begins. One turns to the other and asks, in all seriousness: "Did you see Hamlet 1?"