Bawm Chicka Bawm Bawm...

Yes, coming to you live from New Jersey, it's....Safe For Work Porn!

Ask This One About Dinosaurs

If, by any chance, you happened to miss Saturday Night Live's opener last night...here it is for your enjoyment. Seriously. The funniest thing I've seen all year.

First Takes Always Lead to Bloopers

So I'm a big lame-ass recently, and haven't been posting as much as I should have been. I have excuses, but you don't want them. The dog ate my homework. See?

Anyway, I intend to jump back on the bandwagon this week, with my sweetie working all the hours under the sun, but for now I would like to show you a little something. It's been three weeks since She Squared brought you their version of Saving Grace, and I now feel it's time for you to see what went into our efforts. At least, sort of...



Anyway, I promise I promise I promise to update more this week. And, y'know, let me know if y'all need a translation. Yeeee Dawgie!

With All Due Respect

To a certain famous Hollywood actress...



---Disclaimer: this really isn't as perverted a video as it sounds---

---Disclaimer of the Disclaimer. I'm also not Holly Hunter.