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Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Hardcore Long time, eh?
And is she coming back with a bang? A flourish?
Nay. She's coming back with a video. A video that has nothing to do with us, but that I saw over at Mindy's site, and thought was really rather amusing. That's Brit for hilarious.
What it feels like to be told about a new sibling:
We'll be back soon, I promise. *smooches*
Nay. She's coming back with a video. A video that has nothing to do with us, but that I saw over at Mindy's site, and thought was really rather amusing. That's Brit for hilarious.
We'll be back soon, I promise. *smooches*
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Not Quite What I Was Expecting
Yesterday at work, one of our regular students came to me for some help. In the interests of setting the scene adequately, thus burning the very same images into your brain that currently torture me, I shall describe in minimal, but effective detail.
This student, let's call her Jasmine, is a tall black woman, in her 30s, with two large...ahem...attributes that often befall women of her ethnic background. Her personality can only be referred to as 'needing-to-switch-to-decaf.' She's very lovely, but completely overwhelming with a mouth that never stops moving.
Jasmine is doing a report on "I Dream of Jeannie", and needed my help getting a small movie clip to show up in PowerPoint. So, I tell her to grab a computer, and I'll help her out. We started up a new PowerPoint presentation, and I clicked on the 'Insert Media Clip' icon. There were three movie files stored in the My Documents folder, innocuously titled 1, 2, and 3. I'm only running through it quickly as an example, and to see if it works, so I select the third file. It pops up.
Well, to be more precise, what pops up is a pornographic video. With reaction speeds known only to Lewis Hamilton, I closed the file. Instantly. I'm blushing, Jasmine is yelling "Oh my God, who would have something like that on their computer?!". So, I did a quick Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Yeah, you guessed it: it was her computer.
Think it stops there? Far from it. Yes, I might have lightning fast reaction skills, but I also have a photographic memory. Not only was it Jasmine's video; it was also Jasmine in the video. Naked, spreadeagled, and did I mention the size of the mouth earlier?
Some things...just can't be unseen.
This student, let's call her Jasmine, is a tall black woman, in her 30s, with two large...ahem...attributes that often befall women of her ethnic background. Her personality can only be referred to as 'needing-to-switch-to-decaf.' She's very lovely, but completely overwhelming with a mouth that never stops moving.
Jasmine is doing a report on "I Dream of Jeannie", and needed my help getting a small movie clip to show up in PowerPoint. So, I tell her to grab a computer, and I'll help her out. We started up a new PowerPoint presentation, and I clicked on the 'Insert Media Clip' icon. There were three movie files stored in the My Documents folder, innocuously titled 1, 2, and 3. I'm only running through it quickly as an example, and to see if it works, so I select the third file. It pops up.
Well, to be more precise, what pops up is a pornographic video. With reaction speeds known only to Lewis Hamilton, I closed the file. Instantly. I'm blushing, Jasmine is yelling "Oh my God, who would have something like that on their computer?!". So, I did a quick Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Yeah, you guessed it: it was her computer.
Think it stops there? Far from it. Yes, I might have lightning fast reaction skills, but I also have a photographic memory. Not only was it Jasmine's video; it was also Jasmine in the video. Naked, spreadeagled, and did I mention the size of the mouth earlier?
Some things...just can't be unseen.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Ask This One About Dinosaurs
If, by any chance, you happened to miss Saturday Night Live's opener last night...here it is for your enjoyment. Seriously. The funniest thing I've seen all year.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Want
I'm not feeling as eloquent as usual due to being pre-caffeine, so I just want to share Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi with you all and say: "Want"
Saturday, August 30, 2008
First Takes Always Lead to Bloopers
So I'm a big lame-ass recently, and haven't been posting as much as I should have been. I have excuses, but you don't want them. The dog ate my homework. See?
Anyway, I intend to jump back on the bandwagon this week, with my sweetie working all the hours under the sun, but for now I would like to show you a little something. It's been three weeks since She Squared brought you their version of Saving Grace, and I now feel it's time for you to see what went into our efforts. At least, sort of...
Anyway, I promise I promise I promise to update more this week. And, y'know, let me know if y'all need a translation. Yeeee Dawgie!
Anyway, I intend to jump back on the bandwagon this week, with my sweetie working all the hours under the sun, but for now I would like to show you a little something. It's been three weeks since She Squared brought you their version of Saving Grace, and I now feel it's time for you to see what went into our efforts. At least, sort of...
Anyway, I promise I promise I promise to update more this week. And, y'know, let me know if y'all need a translation. Yeeee Dawgie!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
With All Due Respect
To a certain famous Hollywood actress...
---Disclaimer: this really isn't as perverted a video as it sounds---
---Disclaimer of the Disclaimer. I'm also not Holly Hunter.
---Disclaimer: this really isn't as perverted a video as it sounds---
---Disclaimer of the Disclaimer. I'm also not Holly Hunter.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Grooming
There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just come out with it. I discovered Windows Movie Maker this afternoon. Yes, it's not the most advanced of software, but heck, it does exactly what I need it to right now.
So, here's a little video we took this morning. Now I'm committed to learning more about this, expect more videos to come!
I did a little research into why Alice does this, and apparently it's something to do with the very first memory that cats have being of their mother, grooming them. So they see it as the sign of utmost love, to groom another. I just thought it was her non-so-subtle way of telling me I was filthy.
Yes, I really will do anything to avoid my project management homework.
So, here's a little video we took this morning. Now I'm committed to learning more about this, expect more videos to come!
I did a little research into why Alice does this, and apparently it's something to do with the very first memory that cats have being of their mother, grooming them. So they see it as the sign of utmost love, to groom another. I just thought it was her non-so-subtle way of telling me I was filthy.
Yes, I really will do anything to avoid my project management homework.
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