Airport Rage

I will beat your child
Screaming, lunatic freakshow
You taught no manners

This Haiku Blows

A great post as always, Brent captures both the potential good and bad of this film. The understated performance of Depp is dead on. The angst of watching his character play over the same life lesson mistakes without learning is heart crushing, especially when you see how much of life is lost while trying not to live your parent's life.

So now, the haiku for BLOW~

much to consider
to condemn or sympathize
his travels of life

Check out the original post at Brent's

Blow

Haiku of Motherhood

She can't understand
why Mummy isn't there;
only knows I'm gone.

+3 Haiku of Longing

It's Thursday night.
I really miss my wife.
Sleeping alone sucks.

Professionally Portman

As many of you know, SheSquared decided to team up with our sexy man-beast of a friend Brent over at Criminal Movies to do a 'lil something special for you. Criminal Movies is a blog Brent dedicates to breaking down and analyzing some of the best movies out there, and more specifically really talking about anti-heroes and the "roles" they play within the movies. Our fine asses have decided to give a little commentary about Brent's assessments, and offer up a deep (or not-so-deep) Haiku pertaining to the chosen movie and/or write up. Sound good? We thought so too! Without further ado - a haiku.

thought it'd be just bleach
then young Portman's cleaning brought
statutory lust

Ok, maybe the Haikus will have a little focus on hot chicks, but who's complaining?

See Brent's Full write up:
The Professional

Political Haiku

once free spirit now
Cowers in fear from the evil
Repubs, Dems, and Teas

Haiku about not posting everything you see

Keeping my mouth shut
is sometimes the hardest thing
but I need this job

InsomHaiku

much like the addict
ugly, angry, need to score
sweet hit of slumber

Haiku of Ow

Each day I sit there
Staring at the monitors.
Advil is my friend

Haiku of Hiding

My reclusive traits
don't seem to be apparent
to those around me

Haiku of Panic

Unfortunately
I have a tendency to
hide when life gets real

Birthday Haiku for Cousin Edward!

Wonderful cousin
We celebrate your birth and
Great big bushy beard

Work Haiku #2

You see right through me
Deep breathing I undertake
I need more coffee

Work Haiku

Trying to be calm
but your malice makes me say
You're a harpy shrew

Haiku 3: Noisy

Otters bark and howl
"I know that you just fed me
But I'm still hungry."

Haiku 2 - Lilith Fair Women- Part 1

Mullets and mom jeans
Spill out from the Lilith Fair
Dykes who just gave up

Haiku For You?

Ok, I'm going to start some random new things on this blog. I was getting serious and heavy, but I want to balance it with the light. So, one thing I shall attempt is haiku for you. Some will be serious, others not. Feel free to share your thoughts and/or submit your own haikus to me via the shemail link on our blog. If we like it, and if Captain Alice lets us, we'll post up one a week.
So, I'll start us off.


Shed your vanity
If your mind can attribute
This haiku for you